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If Heaven Is A Place On Earth It Will Be Underwater By 2036

from Ego Death Throes by Weed Cowboy

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Consumerist vampire floozy
I had to deliberately steer clear
Of the second member of the alphabet

That's the way that the cookie crumbles
That's the way that the chocolate bends
That's the way that in every fuck up
Is a little bit of common sense

Your life's not Sex and the City
This cocktail's thirty dollars

Respond with your doctrine
Avoid the situation
You can't handle what's in front of you
So you use your incantations

(Ballsackus removus!)

It's like talking to a brick wall
Marked for demolition
Tagged up and painted
Over and over
It's like talking to no one at all


from Ego Death Throes, released April 7, 2023


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